Everybody is famous

Never played one lousy show
I’m just your regular John X Doe
They’ve never asked me about Afghanistan
I’ve got a master plan written on the back of my hand

Everybody is famous but me
I’ve never been on TV
Everybody is famous but me
I might as well live up in a tree

So tell me what now does it take
To get my face between the breaks?
Should I kill the president of the US of A?
Cuz I want my 15 minutes of fame!

Everybody is famous but me
I’ve never been on TV
Everybody is famous but me
I might as well live up in a tree

I have no special skills
No mansion up in Beverly Hills
I just want my 15 minutes of fame
So everybody will remember my name.

Everybody is famous but me
I’ve never been on TV
Everybody is famous but me
I might as well live up in a tree